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Per the hard-hitting news source, Babylon Bee, there are ways to determine whether your cat is worshiping Satan.
- Weird slit snake eyes — Alone this isn’t a huge deal, but coupled with the other signs, it could be bad. Keep reading.
- Sharp hidden weapons in paws — This is a telltale sign.
- Always lands on feet as if by witchcraft — You should be worried.
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Cats >> dogs.
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