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I bet you didn’t see that coming.

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I saw this rather irresponsible meme on social media.

I know this is tempting — who wouldn’t want to draw a dick on a dick? — but you should know the consequences. Vampires can’t see their reflections in mirrors made with silver, but not all are. Some are made with aluminum, chromium, nickel, or tin. Besides, a vampire could certainly see his reflection in a pool of water. What happens when vampires come to running water and pause because they can’t cross it? They’ll have far too much time to reflect. They’re going to notice the ink on their faces.

Don’t tempt fate. They will find out and murder you.

First. They’ll murder you first. Eventually, vampires will murder everyone, but do you want to be first?

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