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I have a request!
My cousin, kesseljunkie, asked me to address a burning question.
This is a simple question with a simple answer: Harvey Birdman seems to be in over his head, but the fact is that he always wins in the end. Harvey Dent, on the other hand, is the chief officer for justice in the most corrupt city on Earth. He’s completely ineffective, and in hindsight doesn’t have the emotional or moral strength to withstand his disfigurement. Did Harvey Birdman go on a crime spree during his cancer scare? I don’t think so.
Okay, so that was four sentences. I dragged it out because I didn’t want you to feel like you didn’t get your money’s worth.